Hi everyone! With only about 1 week left before Christmas, we wanted to be sure you got a look at some of the hottest-selling merchandise. These are the top 10 this year:
#10 The Chuck Norris Card
Do you have a friend who just can’t seem to win a tournament? Well, those days are over thanks to the new Chuck Norris Pokémon card. This all-powerful gift will ensure a victory in your loved one’s heart. Make sure to buy 4 for your deck!
#9 Creepy Pikachu
Do you have a reclusive or Goth-dressing niece or nephew, and you just don’t know what to buy? Well, this sadistic Pikachu costume might just do the trick!
(WARNING: Please do not unwrap and display in front of children ages 8 or below.)
#8 Ultra Rare Pokémon Nintendo DS Game
Have a video game addict in the family that already owns every DS game? Well, here comes this ultra rare Pikachu Foot Version, which is sure to kick up some good cheer this year!
#7 Giant Inflatable Pikachu
What could be more fun than buying your favorite youngster a giant inflatable Pichachu???? This particular edition has a bonus entrance located, well, very conveniently close to the ground (this picture is actually disturbing). Great for sprucing up a party or grooming your child for a career as an OB/GYN!
#6 Russian Nesting Dolls
The perfect collector’s item for the Poké-fan in your family. The collection actually contains over 700 nesting dolls, some of which are so small that you have to use a magnifying glass to view. Gotta catch ’em all!
#5 Zombie-chu T-shirt
You’ve just realized that you have quite a few Goth and vampire-like relatives (which might explain your interest in a card game involving imaginary creatures with strange powers). Comes in Medium, Large, and Eaten-Way-Too-Many-Bags-of-Fusion-Doritos Sizes.
#4 Sea Blaster Deck
Once this article was published by Travis Yeary, this deck has become the biggest rage since Tickle-Me Elmo. Be prepared to take Worlds with this incredibly versatile deck that will make your opponents tremble with fear!!!
#3 Pichachu Gangsta Mobile
Yo homeys!!! Attract the ladies in this fully pimped-out Pichachu cruisin’ machine! When you see people in the car next to you laughing and pointing, just remember that they are not laughing at you, but with you.
#2 The Most Expensive Poké-thingy on eBay
Have $24,999.95 that’s burning a hole in your pocket? Well, buy the most expensive Pokémon item listed on eBay! You will definitely impress all your friends when you show up at league play with this baby in your deck.
#1 Merry Christmas Wishes
You know, Christmas really isn’t about what we get, but what we give. So, instead of spending a bunch of money of Poké-stuff this year, let’s just wish each other the very best Holiday season full of good cheer. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone!