Josh Wittenkeller

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Its conspicuous lips lure prey in as it lies in wait in the mud. When prey gets close, ________ clamps its jagged steel fins down on them. (Galarian Stunfisk)
In ancient times, it was unbeatable thanks to its powerful lower body, but it went extinct anyway after it depleted all its plant-based food sources. (Dracozolt)
Never touch its shadowlike body, or you’ll be shown the horrific memories behind the picture carved into it. (Runerigus)