Help Me Make Pokemon in Real Life

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Myles, Jun 5, 2012.

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  1. RJCarrot

    RJCarrot Poke Breeder Extrodinare.

  2. superw8

    superw8 Did you?

    I think we all forgot something...
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  3. Are you guys still arguing about which Pokemon is second best to Leafeon?
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  4. GreenPepper

    GreenPepper Badly addicted to League of Legends

    You're just jealous 'cause you know we're right.
  5. baby_mario

    baby_mario Doesn't even care

    Ok, let's get back on topic and stop talking about why every Eeveelution post Gen II sucks.

    Seriously. Topic.
  6. Mares789

    Mares789 To war!

    It'd be interesting to think what pokemon are impossible to create, even through genetic engineering.
    Say, Klinklang, Klink and Klang. Basically a metal perpetuum mobile? So not only are we looking into quantum physics but also note that metal isn't exactly organic material.
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  7. GreenPepper

    GreenPepper Badly addicted to League of Legends

    How about Porygon and its evolutionary family? I don't even know what it is made of. Nothing organic, definitely.
  8. RisingDawn

    RisingDawn #1 Oshawott fan! :0<

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  9. GreenPepper

    GreenPepper Badly addicted to League of Legends

    Klinklang doesn't violate the laws of thermodynamics. It has a red energy core in the middle, which is where it gets its energy from. It isn't perpetual motion.
  10. Mares789

    Mares789 To war!

    Unless it takes food in, it violates the laws, since it moves (kinetic energy), without taking the energy from elsewhere, thus creating energy out of nowhere.
    If not Klinklang, then certainly Klink.
    They use energy to spin to create energy.

    (If you want to reply, @GreenPepper , maybe best via PM, to prevent derailing the thread)
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  11. baby_mario

    baby_mario Doesn't even care

    This is what overthinking Pokemon leads to . . .

    Klink

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    Has a mouth (two actually), so it can eat.
  12. Mares789

    Mares789 To war!

    "generates the energy they need to live." => Strongly suggests that the spinning is its primary/only source of energy needed.
    Also the using energy to spin to create energy would be obsolete if it could just have a poffin.
    And:
    (I realise that this is fanmade content, as is the assumption that Klink eats)
  13. baby_mario

    baby_mario Doesn't even care

    'generates the energy' doesn't exclude an external source of energy.

    A generator needs fuel.
  14. This is Pokemon. We follow no laws of physics. Ice cream cones, bags of trash and magnets live. There is no logic.
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  15. yoyos

    yoyos delicious hot potatos

    Yeah, if only we could have living plants of smiles.
  16. RJCarrot

    RJCarrot Poke Breeder Extrodinare.

    I know right?
  17. Luigi

    Luigi Formerly Zitro

    Mewtwo. Yeah I want a genetic monstrosity that can crush me with but a thought.
  18. baby_mario

    baby_mario Doesn't even care

  19. HighShroomish

    HighShroomish Wreck-It Ralts

    Just give me a swampert and shroomish please.

    And everyone knows Espeon is the best Eeveelution...
  20. SkilletPanHead

    SkilletPanHead I feel like a monster

    Don't forget cotton candy and chandeliers!

    I'm pretty sure Mr. Mime is just a creepy guy that dresses up as a Pokemon. We could easily battle with those without needing genetic engineering. ;)

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